{"product_id":"copy-shit-magnet-leatherette-morale-patch-velcro-backed-chaos-attractor","title":"Smoke Show Morale Patch | Funny Hook and Loop Tactical Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eLaser engraved leather morale patch featuring the Smoke Show design. Built for tactical hats, backpacks, range bags, dog harnesses, plate carriers, and anyone whose sense of humor has survived contact with reality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduct Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePure fire, zero filler—this \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSmoke Show Morale Patch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e crowns the undisputed kings and queens of chaos and charisma. Laser-carved into weathered tan leatherette, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“SMOKE SHOW”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e thunders in vintage saloon font, framed by ornate flourishes and fleur-de-lis—like a Wild West wanted poster for the guy who walks in and owns the room. For the legends who leave jaws dropped and tires smoked.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Gun-smoke distressed leatherette—smells like burnt rubber and victory laps\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 3” x 2” (7.6 x 5 cm) – ornate badge shape, fits on your ego or your tailgate\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eDesign:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Old-timey circus lettering with swagger, debossed so deep it flexes\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eBacking:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Velcro hooks that grip like groupies—rip it off and take compliments with it\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eColor:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Sun-bleached tan with coal-black etching that roars “look at me, dammit”\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eVelcro-ready trucker hats, gym bags, or the hood of your lifted rig\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRange bags, toolboxes, or “I’m the main event” morale boards\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGifting to burnout artists, barstool cowboys, or anyone who’s ever peeled out just to make an entrance\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHotter than hell, cooler than ice. That’s the smoke show life.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Fan the flames. Avoid humility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHand-forged for the show-offs and the show-stoppers in tiny, high-octane batches.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bad Company Laser Engraving","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41905534926923,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0610\/9554\/2859\/files\/Smoke_Show_2.png?v=1784197904","url":"https:\/\/badcompanygear.com\/products\/copy-shit-magnet-leatherette-morale-patch-velcro-backed-chaos-attractor","provider":"Bad Company Laser Engraving","version":"1.0","type":"link"}